Which is the God of Uploading?

I need to know where to direct the sacrifices. Hephaestus, because it's technology? Hermes for the communication factor? Apparently St. Isadore of Seville is the patron saint of the internet. (FYI it is all kinds of diversionary fun to google "patron saint". Go ahead, do it...)

Due to our usual technique of organizing ourselves in the most obtuse and process-heavy manner possible at any given moment, plus our usual fine stew of Strange Luck and Near Poverty, I have the choice of either: computing device A which does not connect online, or computing device B which does not recognize any outside drives. So, I can only import information/images which I don't care to share, or I can use what was already inside the Sharing Box as of last week.

Lots of pretty stuff has been seen and recorded since then but you are not allowed access to it. There was a peacock attack. Kids in a lake. A flowering-for-the-first-time-ever tree. But I am soooooooo postmodern that if I don't have the photo I can't even imagine trying to actually write a descriptive text that would convey it. I will just sit and pout instead.

Meanwhile, here is a random cool photo of trees from last September. I think Edward must have taken it because it is all about light (that's so like him) and he is one to walk out into the woods. So that's what I've got for you, Hephaestus, Hermes, St Isadore or whoever. Cool moody trees. You guys like that sort of thing, right?